Another way to procrastinate efficiently

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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sidisi:

American fb friends on Paddys Day: Ye havin a few pints lads!! time for corned beef! love bein irish, so proud of my heritage!!

American fb friends like a week later on the Easter Rising centenary: …… anyway

theprofilerandhispsychiatrist:

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caffeineandcollege:

concept: me gently sipping tea in a quiet bright cafe, I aced my exams and the bees are safe

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honorifics:

napping together is my kind of date

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